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3/02/2015 - One Beer, Two Beer, Amber Beer, Lager Beer

We asked Philadelphia’s best and brightest beer drinkers to compose Dr. Seuss-style beer rhymes to commemorate Theodore Geisel’s birthday.

 

I love to drink my IPA

I love to drink it every day.

Give me those hops, fruity or dank,

from bottle, can or from the tank.

My beer’s superb, though some say bitter

I’ll have one more, ‘for I’m no quitter.

By: Curt Decker @NoddingHeadBrew

 

Georgie Hummel, supplier of your Home Sweet Home Brew fix,

With beer recipes of his own since 1986;

When young aspiring brewers came to join the fray,

Georgie Porgie said, “C’mon let’s play.”

 By: Bryan Kolesar @brewlounge


Sir Thomas Pietro was a brave Belgian knight,

once strangled a dragon with an Orval kite.

Leader of men,

and bled Rochefort 10

By: Joe Gunn @JosePistolas

Sam the Cow had a dog named Fish,

made some beer from an Egyptian list.

Stole another from a Chinese tomb,

been off-centered since the womb.

 

By: Joe Gunn @JosePistolas

 

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You're off to drink "Younger"!

Today is your day!

Your white whale is waiting,

So ... get on your way!

By: Curt Decker @NoddingHeadBrew



Betsy Forgetsie forgot she was besties

with a forgettable girl next door.

Once vacationed at Great Lakes,

but meant to go to the shore

 By: Joe Gunn @JosePistolas

 

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So I will drink them in a pub.
And I will drink them at a club.
And I will drink them with more hops.
And I will drink them chased with schnapps.
And I will drink them weak or strong.
Say! I will drink them ALL NIGHT LONG!

I do so love
craft beer at home!
Thank you!
Thank you, Sam-Cala-Gione!

 

*excerpt from Craft Beer & Ale: A Parody of Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs & Ham 

By: Jay Brooks @Brookston





Illustrations by: Rob Davis

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